"911, what's the state of your emergency?"

"There's a giant evil harpy!" you answer.
"Calm down sir. Where are you?"
"Heliosvale, downtown."
"I'm sorry sir we do not dispatch officers to that part of town. If you'd like, you can come into the station and give a statement. Would you like the address?... Hello sir?... Hello?... Goodbye sir."
You hang up the phone.