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<h1>The Beginning</h1>
<h2>12/15/2017</h2>
<p1 style="color: gold">Casserole-<br>noun:<br>a kind of stew or side dish that is cooked slowly in an oven.<br>verb:<br>cook (food) slowly in a casserole.</p1>
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<p2>Feel free to play music and narrations at the same time.</p2>
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<p7>Who do you wish to inhabit?</p7>
<p5>[[Michael]]-------------[[Trudy]]</p5>
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<p6>[[Wayne]]-------------------------[[Judy]]</p6>
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<h1>Origin Story</h1>
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[[One man against the forces of evil]]
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</html><h2>12/15/2017</h2>
<h2>9:00 am</h2>
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[[Change the channel.]]<h1>Life is Suffering</h1>
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<p2 style="color: red">narration</p2>
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[[First Noble Truth]]<h2>12/15/17</h2>
<h2>7:00 am</h2>
<h2>The last day of 7th grade before Christmas break.</h2>
<h1>Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the most iconic queen of all?</h1>
<p1>music</p1>
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[[Tell your mother that you cannot take the bus this morning because you need a pinkity drinkity from Starbucks for breakfast.]]<h2>12/15/2017</h2>
<h2>10:00 am</h2>
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[[Is Craig having a good day?]]<h1>Craig</h1>
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<p1>Craig: She said I could have it.</p1>
<p2>You: Are you having a good day Craig?</p2>
<p3>Craig: Brought the new boss the wrong coffee. He kinda lost his shit.</p3>
<p4>You: Really, what happened?</p4>
<p5>Craig: Well not really. He just kinda sighed, called me a little boy, and told me to get back to work.</p5>
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<p7 style="color: red">narration</p7>
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[[Is Ahmed having a good day?]]<h1>Ahmed</h1>
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<p1>You: So, what do you think of the new boss?</p1>
<p2>Ahmed: The other day I was helping him clean a porn virus off of his computer and I found a Google search for "How do I know if my co-worker is a terrorist?"</p2>
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[[Talk to the new boss.]]<h1>The New Boss</h1>
<p1 style="color: red">narration</p1>
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[[You say:]]<p1>You: Help me.</p1>
<p2>The New Boss: That's it. I quit. You people are losers.</p2>
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[[Head home for dinner.]]<h1>8:3. . . . . . . . . </h1>
<p1>music</p1>
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[[Third Noble Truth]]<h1>12/15/2017</h1>
<h2>7:30 am</h2>
<p1>music</p1>
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[[Second Noble Truth]]<h1>12/15/5017</h1>
<h2>9:00:45:15:86:34:12 am</h2>
<p1>music</p1>
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[[Fourth Noble Truth]]<h1>.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................</h1>
<p1>music</p1>
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[[Nirvana]] <h1>1:30 pm</h1>
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[[Speak the Mantra]]<h2>1:30 pm</h2>
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[[Keep watching television]]<h1>4:00 pm</h1>
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[[Go to the supermarket.]]<h1>4:00 pm</h2>
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[[Thank Joe.]]<h1>4:23 pm</h1>
<p1>You: Hey stranger, I never got a chance to thank you for the lawn.</p1>
<p2>Joe: Well, are you going to?<br>You: (laugh)<br>Joe: (laughs) Any time neighbbor.<br>You: How's Janice?<br>Joe: Oh, she's at her sister's house.<br>You: Oh, gotcha. I know how it is.Me and Mi chael, you know. We've had our differences.<br>Joe: (nods)<br>You: Well, If you ever need somebody to talk to. One of us actually finished their psychology degree. (smile)<br>Joe: (smiles) Watch it.<br>You: (laugh) See ya later Joe.<br>Joe: Nice seein' ya.</p2>
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[[Summon the casserole.]]<h2>5:14 pm</h2>
<p1>music</p1>
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<h1 style="color: gold">The Casserole</h1>
<p1 style="color: gold">-potatoes<br>-ham<br>-noodles<br>-canned tuna<br>-a can of soup<br>-an egg<br>-cheese<br>-Doritoes<br><br>350 degrees for 45 min.</p1>
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[[Time to feed the troops.]]<h2>1:40 pm</h2>
<h1>You: FUCK!</h1>
<h2>Substitute: Get the hell up out this classroom!</h2>
[[Zen out in ISS until your at home.]]<h1 style="color: red">Bullshit</h1>
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[[Feed the troops, Trudy]]<h2>12/15/18</h2>
<h2>6:30 pm</h2>
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<h1 style="color: gold">The Casserole</h1>
<p1 style="color: gold">-potatoes<br>-ham<br>-noodles<br>-canned tuna<br>-a can of soup<br>-an egg<br>-cheese<br>-Doritoes<br><br>350 degrees for 45 min.</p1>
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[[Help Yourself, Michael.]]<h2>1:56 pm</h2>
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[[Sulk until the bell rings.]]<h1>12/15/2017</h1>
<h2>6:30 pm</h2>
<p1 style="color: gold">Don't worry. That nasty voice is gone. Now you make your own decisions. It's up to you how your day ends. Enjoy my melted cheese as you talk with your family. It's up to you to end the day on a high note!</p1>
[[Joke about how nasty the casserole is.]]
[[Tell your family that Joe had to mow the lawn this summer because they are all lazy assess.]]<h1>You: Honey, this casserole is delicious.</h1>
<p1>Trudy: Oh, sure it is.<br>Wayne: I mean, there's melted cheese on it.<br>Judy: I think it's a hot mess.</p1>
[[Scold Judy for her critisism.]]
[[Keep trying to convice your wife that you love her casserole.]]<h1>You: Can one of you just talk about your day?</h1>
<p1>Trudy: (Concerned) Honey, why don't you tell us about your day?<br>Wayne: (Looks up at you ready to listen.)<br>Judy: (Glances up at you from her phone.)</p1>
[[Tell them you stood up to the new boss.]]
[[Just start drooling.]]<h1>You: Sorry this casserole is so white trash y'all.</h1>
<p1>Wayne: (laughs, a little too hard)<br>Judy: I think its dope.<br>Michael: (sighs) It's fine. There's cheese on it</p1>
[[Ask Michael if he had a long day.]]
[[Ask Judy if she made a friend today.]]<h1>You: Our neighbor, Joe, mowed the lawn this summer because y'all are so fucking lazy!</h1>
<p1>Michael: Thank god somebody's tending your lawn.<br>Kids: (laugh hysterically)</p1>
[[Apologize.]]
[[Slap your husband.]]<h1>You: I feel so connected with the universe and y'all. I love you all so much.</h1>
<p1>Michael: Are you stoned?<br>You: Yes<br>Michael: Oh god.<br>Judy: Puts her phone away.<br>Trudy: Michael, honey, I have read all about this. There are little to no negative effects on his health just so long as he doesn't overindulge. It's actually far less damaging and addictive than alcohol, cigarettes, and sugar.<br>Michael: I don't have time to worry about this. Judy, just, don't you get any ideas, okay.</p1>
[[Thank your mom.]]
[[Apologize for being so stoned.]]<h1>You: My substitute called me a school shooter today. So, I yelled the f-word and she sent me to ISS.</h1>
<p1>Trudy: Which f-word did you use?<br>Judy: Fuck!<br>Michael: Judy, not at the table. Wait, did you say a school shooter?<br>You: Yeah, the recent one from Florida<br>Judy: At least it was a good looking one.<br>Trudy: Oh Judy, please tell me your not one of those crazy girls who likes that guy. I did rasie you to have some self esteem didn't I?<br>Judy: Mom, I'm just kidding. I have a boyfriend.</p1>
[[Ask Judy why none of you have met her boyfriend yet.]]
[[Start crying and ask your family if they think you're an asshole.]]<h1>You: I got the new boss to quit.</h1>
<p1>Trudy: (Looks at Wayne and rolls her eyes.) Tell us all about it honey.<br>Wayne: (sighs)<br>Judy: (Looks at her phone again.)</p>
[[Tell your family they're assholes.]]<h1>You: (drools)</h1>
<p1>Judy:(Sends a text.)<br>Trudy: (Checks her phone, looks at Judy and laughs, walks over to Wayne and shows him her phone.)<br>Wayne: (laughs) Do it.<br>Trudy: walks over to you and licks the drool off your chin.<br>Wayne: (laughs)<br>Judy: (laughs) Ewww!</p1>
[[Kiss you wife as she licks your chin.]]
[[Ask the kids what they want for Christmas.]]<h1>You: I'm sorry guys I'm just, I've had a weird day. I saw Joe at the grocery store and his wife left and I. . . I helped him I. . . I used my degree for something.</h1>
<p1>Michael: That's amazing, honey.<br>Wayne: Yeah, great mom<br>Judy: (mocking Wayne) Yeah great mom!</p1>
[[Tell them you want to go find a job.]]
[[Tell them you want to work from home as a therapist.]]<h1>You: (slap Michael as hard as you can)</h1>
<p1>Michael: (starts crying)<br>Wayne: Shit, Mom!<br>Judy: Mom you are such a problematic, messy bitch!<br>You: Enjoy my nasty ass casserole!</p1>
[[Have a glass of Pinot and go to bed.]]<h2>
<h1>In the car with your mom. . .</h1>
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<p1>You: (Taking a selfie while sister sipping)<br>Trudy: Honey. . . <br>You: What?<br>Trudy: Getting Starbucks isn't going to make people like you. You are a beautiful girl and . . .<br>You: Mom Starby's is everything!<br>And it looks like my Gramfam disagrees with you.(You show your mother the likes you're photo is getting on Instagram.)<br>Trudy: (Dropping you off.) Have a nice day. Talk to somebody.</p1>
[[Go slay in first block.]]<h2>9:00 am</h2>
<h1>Teacher: Judy give me your phone.</h1>
<p1>You: (Refreshing your notifications for validation) . . .<br>Teacher:(Snatches phone out of your hand.)</p1>
[[Look at something other than your phone now because you have no choice.]]<h1>9:01 am</h1>
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[[Tell the teacher you have to go to the bathroom.]]<h1>9:05 am</h1>
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[[You were five years old.]]<h2>5/23/09</h2>
<h2>1:00 pm</h2>
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[[Get back to work, Michael.]]<h2>5/23/09</h2>
<h2>1:13 pm</h2>
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[[Go back to class.]]<h2>12/15/18</h2>
<h2>10:00 am</h2>
<h1>Class is over. You got your phone back. And you got a text from your boyfriend</h1>
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<p1>Eric: Still up 4 lunch with me today.</p1>
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[[Look at Instagram until it's time to go home.]]<h1>12/15/2017</h1>
<h2>6:30 pm</h2>
<p1 style="color: gold">Don't worry. That nasty voice is gone. Now you make your own decisions. It's up to you how your day ends. Enjoy my melted cheese as you talk with your family. It's up to you to end the day on a high note!</p1>
[[Complement your wife's nasty casserole.]]
[[Exhaustedly ask that somebody talk about something.]]<h1>12/15/2017</h1>
<h2>6:30 pm</h2>
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<p1 style="color: gold">-potatoes<br>-ham<br>-noodles<br>-canned tuna<br>-a can of soup<br>-an egg<br>-cheese<br>-Doritoes<br><br>350 degrees for 45 min.</p1>
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[[Help Yourself, Wayne.]]<p1 style="color: gold">Don't worry. That nasty voice is gone. Now you make your own decisions. It's up to you how your day ends. Enjoy my melted cheese as you talk with your family. It's up to you to end the day on a high note!</p1>
[[Tell your family you feel one with them and the universe.]]
[[Tell them about the substitute.]]<h2>12/15/18</h2>
<h2>6:30 pm</h2>
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[[Help yourself, Judy.]]<p1 style="color: gold">Don't worry. That nasty voice is gone. Now you make your own decisions. It's up to you how your day ends. Enjoy my melted cheese as you talk with your family. It's up to you to end the day on a high note!</p1>
[[Get out your phone and look at Instagram.]]
[[Ask your parents for Balenciaga platform crocs for Christmas.]]<h1>Trudy: You'd better be taking that out to take a picture of my amazing casserole.</h1>
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[[Take a selfie with the casserole.]]
[[Text Eric back.]]<h1>You: Can I have a pair of Balenciaga platform crocs for Christmas?</h1>
<p1>Michael: I didn't understand a word you just said.<br>Wayne: What are those like 800 dollars?<br>Trudy: Ask Santa Clause for them, honey.</p1>
[[Text Eric back.]]<h1>Credits</h1>
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<p1>Written, coded and narrated by: Logan Lakoski<br><br>music:<br><br>Born Too Late- The Poni Tails<br><br>Th Shadow episode one- Death Is A Colored Dream<br><br>Top Of The World- The Carpenters<br><br>The Candyman- Sammy Davis Jr.<br><br>Born Too Late- The Poni Tails<br><br>Th Shadow episode one- Death Is A Colored Dream<br><br>Top Of The World- The Carpenters<br><br>The Candyman- Sammy Davis Jr.<br><br>The French Chef Intro- Julia Child<br><br>The Pioneer Woman Intro- Ree Drummond<br><br>Law And Order: SVU intro<br><br>Pomp and Circumstance<br><br>Material Girl- Madonna<br><br>Because I Got High- Afroman<br><br>No Love- Death Grips<br><br>Goodbye Horses- Q Lazzarus<br><br>Comfortably Numb- Pink Floyd<br><br>The Winner Is- DeVotchKa</p1><h1>You: Kids, do you know what you want for Christmas?</h1>
<p1>Judy: Balenciaga platform crocs<br>You: (look at Wayne)<br>Wayne: A Buddha bong</p1>
[[Tell your kids there's no way they're getting those things.]]
[[Ask Trudy what she wants.]]<h1>You: Thanks Mom.</h1>
<p1>Michael: Hey what's an upper classman doing at home on a Friday night, anyway? Isn't there an end-of-semester party or something?<br>You: Yeah, I was invited to one.<br>Trudy: Honey, you can go if you want.</p1>
[[Go to the party.]]
[[Tell your parents that partying won't help you reach nirvana.]]<h1>You: I'm really sorry.</h1>
[[Start crying and ask your family if they think you're an asshole.]]<h1>You: (Crying) Do you guys think I'm an asshole?</h1>
<p1>Trudy: (Takes you to bed) No honey, none of us think you're an asshole. You are the most peaceful guy I know. You get it from your father. I wouldn't be able to hold this family together without you.</p1>
[[Go to sleep.]]<h1>You: Judy, are you only going to look up from you phone to insult us?</h1>
<p1>Judy: Sorry.</p1>
[[Ask Wayne what he thinks of the casserole.]]
[[Ask Judy who she's talkng to on the phone.]]<h1>You: No honey, really, I love it. (exhaustedly smile)</h1>
<p1>Trudy: (Smirks)<br>Judy: Dad, your being weird.<br>Trudy: Did you have a long day at work honey?</p1>
[[Tell them what happened at work.]]
[[Just start drooling.]][[Credits]]<h1>You: Michael honey, you look tired. (You hug him.) Did you have a long day again?</h1>
<p1>Michael: (sluggishly nods).<br>Wayne: I have some dessert to help him relax.(pulls brownies out of his pocket)<br>Judy: I don't want any. I need to be a skinny legend.</p1>
[[Give Michael a pot brownie.]]
[[Go have sex with Michael.]]<h1>You: There's no way I'm buying those things.</h1>
<p1>Wayne: I just want it for decoration.<br>Judy: Not even knock off's?<br>Trudy: I think we can afford knock off's. And Wayne honey, how about just a statue?<br>Wayne: But I want to. . . burn incense in it.<br>Judy (Winks at Wayne)<br>Wayne: It's fine. I'll like whatever you guys get me.</p1>
[[Tell Judy she can have whatever she wants.]]
[[Tell Wayne you know what he wants it for and it's okay.]]<h1>You: Trudy honey, what about you?</h1>
<p1>Trudy: What about me?<br>You: What do you want for Christmas?<br>Trudy:. . . I honestly hadn't thought about it.<br>Michael: Well you'd better start. Kids, you'd both better get to work on a present for your mother.<br>Trudy: (smiles)</p1>
[[Kiss Trudy and thank her for the casserole.]]<h1>You: Judy honey, you can have whatever you want so long as it's not for drugs.</h1>
<p1>Trudy: (silence)<br>Wayne: (silence)<br>Judy: Nevermind Dad.</p1>
[[Credits]]<h1>You: Wayne, when I was your age, I was spilling my guts from drinking. According to your mother, what your doing is healthier. You're eighteen and we trust you to make your own decisions. Now Judy, don't you go getting any ideas.</h1>
<p1>Trudy: (smiles)<br>Wayne: (smiles at his casserole)<br>Judy: (looking up from her phone) What?</p1>
[[Credits]][[Credits]]<h1>None of you assholes even care do you?</h1>
<p1>Trudy: Honey. (sighs) This savior complex is really getting out of hand.<br>You: Oh! Is that my diagnosis Doctor Trudy?<br>Judy: (drops her phone on the floor.)<br>Wayne: Dad, chill out.</p1>
[[Apologize to Trudy]]
[[Tell your family how unappreciative they are.]]<h1>You: I'm sorry honey. I just. . . <br>Trudy: Honey, you don't have to do everything for your office. You're enough.</h1>
[[Kiss Trudy and thank her for the casserole.]]<h1>You: I do everything I can to keep my office afloat so I can have job to that pays for you all to eat this shitty goddamn casserole!</h1>
[[Go sit on the toilet until bedtime.]][[Credits]]<h1>You: Well, the new boss yelled at the intern and was racist to the IT guy.
<p1>Judy: (laughs)<br>You: (laugh) So I go the guy's office to talk to him and just start drooling.<br>Everyone: (laughs)</p1>
[[Credits]]Double-click this passage to edit it.<h1>You: Judy honey, who are you talking to on the phone?</h1>
<p1>Wayne: She's not talking to anybody. She stalks vapid celebrities on Instagram.</p1>
[[Tell Wayne that's a big word for him.]]
[[Keep pressing Judy.]]<h1>You: Vapid huh? That's a big word coming from someone failing English.</h1>
<p1>Trudy: Drops her fork and rolls her eyes<br>You: You know when I was your age, I was applying to colleges.<br>Wayne: I'm really stoned. I can't hear a word your saying. They're all turning into clouds.<br>Judy: It's lit!<br>Trudy: Michael shut up!<br>You: Fine!</p1>
[[Go sit on the toilet until bedtime.]]<h1>You: Judy honey, who are you talking to?</h1>
<p1>Judy: I'm DMing this girl.<br>You: I give up. I don't know what that means.</p1>
[[Go sit on the toilet until bedtime.]]<h1>You: Judy, did you speak to anyone in person today?</h1>
<p1>Judy: Shut up Mom!<br>Michael: Princess, don't speak to your mother that way.</p1>
[[Tell Michael she's no princess.]]
[[]]<h1>You: Princess? More like evil queen.</h1>
<p1>Judy: (Breaks down in tears. Rolls up her sleeve and shows you the word 'QUEEN' carved into her arm.) Damn right I am!</p1>
[[Take Judy to the hospital.]]
[[Have a glass of Pinot and go to bed.]]<h1>The Hosptal. . . </h1>
<p1>Doctor: Looks like the cuts aren't infected. She should stay home for a few days, take a break from social media, and maybe invite some friends over<br>Judy: I don't have friends.<br>You: Honey what about your boyfriend. Why don't you invite him for dinner sometime? I can make something better than that nasty casserole.<br>Judy: (smiles weakly) Maybe.</p1>
[[Credits]][[Credits]]<h1>Michael: You guys, you guys, I am. . . superman!</h1>
<p1>Wayne: (laughs hysterically)<br>Michael: (picks up Judy) I'll save you Lois!</p1>
[[Take Michael to bed before he hurts somebody.]][[Credits]][[Credits]]<h1>You: I want to go find a job.</h1>
<p1>Michael: Then you won't be home to make yummy casseroles<br>Judy: (laughs)<br>Wayne: (snickers)</p1>
[[Slap your husband.]]
[[Tell them you're serious.]]<h1>What you guys think of me having patients over the house and giving them therapy?</h1>
<p1>Michael: I think that's a great idea, honey.<br>Wayne: (nods)<br>Judy: (scrolls through Instagram)</p1>
[[Look into becoming a therapist.]][[Credits]]<h1>You: I mean it.</h1>
<p1>Michael: Honey, we'll support whatever you choose, right kids?<br>Wayne: Yeah, I can make dank casseroles for dinner so you don't have to. I hear cooking is a great way to zen out.<br>Judy: Yeah, dope (scrolls through Instagram</p1>
[[Start job hunting.]][[Credits]]<h1>You: (Take a selfie with the casserole and put it on your story. Caption it: gross.)</h1>
<p1>Trudy: (rolls her eyes) Did you make any friends today?</p1>
[[Say no.]]
[[Tell her to leave you alone.]]<h1>You: Hey Eric. Sorry, I must have had my notifications turned off.</h1>
<p1>Eric: I find that very hard to believe.</p1>
[[Tell him he she should date someone prettier.]]
[[Keep lying.]]<h1>You: No.</h1>
<p1>Trudy: Honey, you are a smart, funny, beautiful girl.<br>Wayne: You forgot nice.<br>You: (lightly hit Wayne's arm)<br>Wayne: See?<br>You: Can I invite my boyfriend over?<br>Michael: Your what?<br>Trudy: Of course, honey.</p1>
[[Text Eric back.]]<h1>You: Leave me alone, Mom.</h1>
<p1>Michael: Princess, she just wants to know how your day went.<br>Trudy: Princess! More like evil queen. (sips wine)<br>Wayne: I don't think your evil, sis.</p1>
[[Show Mom your scars.]]
[[Tell Wayne he's full of shit.]]<h1>Trudy: Come with me. We are taking you to the hospital fight now.</h1>
[[Go to the hospital.]]
<h1>You: Wayne, you are so full of shit.</h1>
<p1>Wayne: No I'm not. Why do you insist on making me out to be asshole.<br>You: What? Now that your a pothead you think you can just be nice to me?<br>Michael: Kids, please.</p1>
[[Pull the pot out of Wayne's pocket.]]
[[Glare at Wayne expecting an answer.]]<h1>You: (Pull the weed out of Wayne's pocket)</h1>
<p1>Wayne: Bitch!<br>You: Look!<br>Michael: Dammit, Wayne<br>Trudy: Honey you are not old enough to be holding drugs.</p1>
[[Show Mom your scars.]]
[[]]<h1>Wayne: Judy I think your a nice, beautiful girl. And I'm stoked that you're my sister.</h1>
<p1>You: You're just saying that 'cause you're stoned.<br>Wayne: If you'd just talk to people in person they'd see what a savage queen you are.<br>Michael: He's high?<br>Trudy: Don't ruin this.</p1>
[[Cry and give Wayne a hug.]]<h1>You: WHy don't you date somebody prettier?</h1>
<p1>Eric: Who's prettier than you?<br>That girl Chelsea, the one with the bible quote in her bio.<br>Eric: She isn't prettier than you, she just wears more makeup.</p1>
[[Tell him why she's prettier.]]<h1>You: No really, do you want to visit my house over break.</h1>
<p1>Eric: Okay, sure. What's your address.
[[Never give him your address.]]<h1>You: But she's nicer than me. You should date her.</h1>
<p1>Eric: She's boring. I like you. Nobody else.</p1>
[[Tell him he can visit you over break.]]
[[DM Chelsea and ask if she's into him.]][[Credits]][[Credits]]<h1>You: Hi Chelsea, will you please date Eric?</h1>
<p1>Chelsea: lol you're hilarious. we should hang out.</p1>
[[Exchange funny memes with your new friend, Chelsea.]][[Credits]]<h1>The Hosptal. . . </h1>
<p1>Doctor: Looks like the cuts aren't infected. She should stay home for a few days, take a break from social media, and maybe invite some friends over<br>You: I don't have friends.<br>Trudy: Honey what about your boyfriend. Why don't you invite him for dinner sometime? I can make something better than that nasty casserole.<br>You: (smile weakly) Maybe.</p1>
[[Credits]][[Credits]]<h1>Why haven't we met him yet?</h1>
<p1>Judy: Shut up, Wayne.</p1>
[[Doubt that her boyfriend is real.]]
[[Ask your Dad why he looks so tired.]]<h1>At the Party-</h1>
<p1>Jesssica: Hey, aren't you the guy who yelled the F-word at the sub today?<br>You: Yeah, guilty.<br> Oh my god that's hilarious</p1>
[[Go find Tristen]]
[[Sleep with Jessica]]<h1>You: Partying won't help me get to Nirvana.</h1>
<p1>Trudy: Isn't that sweet? He wants to stay here with us.</p1>
[[Stay home and enjoy the casserole.]]<h1>The cops bust the party and you get caught with your pot smoking freind. You get searched. The cops find pot on you and you get arrested and taken to jail.</h1>
[[Credits]]<h1>In some bedroom-afterwards-</h1>
<p1>Jessica: (asleep and snoring)</p1>
[[Leave her your home phone number and go home.]]
[[Burn her with your blunt for keeping you from ever becoming a virgin Buddhist monk.]][[Credits]][[Credits]]<h1>Judy: Your substitute told you that you look like a school shooter because you are an angsty asshole!</h1>
<p1>You: Fine! I hate high school and I hate my friends and I hate all of you and I hate this nasty casserole!</p1>
[[Go to the party.]]<h1>Michael: I had a rough day too, kiddo.</h1>
[[Your dad hugs you and pretends not to smell the pot.]]
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