You take the harpy home with you to meet your sister. Ambrogio goes with you. Your little sister, Susie, is six and a little annoying. She mostly behaves and loves reading. You, Ambrogio, and the harpy walk into your sister's room as she is coloring. The harpy announces, "I have come to drag the soul of an innocent to Hades." Susie reaches into your pocket, grabs two biscuits, and throws them to the harpy. "Yummy yummy yummies" the harpie hisses, and flys out the window, shatering it.
"How did you..." you begin to ask.
"In Greek Mythology, Harpies are traditionally depicted with stong appetites." Susie says. "Read a book Slim, damn!"
"Oh my Lord! What the hell are we supposed to do now, kids? We've got harpies attacking this neighborhood!" says Ambrogio.
"I think... we should maybe call the cops?" you reply.
"Nu-uh, y'all are not calling the cops in MY room. Get the hell out!" Susie says.
Call the cops.
