You throw Ambrogio's heavenly carb-rich gold at the harpy. It screeches a deafening screech. Ambrogio's mac and cheese opens up a pit to Hades underneath the harpy, swallowing it up.
The soul food cafe's loyal patrons all gaze at Ambrogio in awe of the powers of his mystical soul food. Ambrogio apprehensively speaks up, "Oh Lord! What are we supposed to do now, y'all? We have got harpies attacking our neighborhood!" says Ambrogio.
"Maybe we should... Call the cops?" You suggest. Everyone gasps and backs away from you, more horrified than they were at the harpy."Well, what else can we do?"
Call the cops.