"I have come for..."

the harpy begins.
"You must be the most busted bitch I have EVER seen!" yells Danny, the usher and harmonica player at Ambrogio's cafe. Some of the other patrons giggle. Others are too horrified to as they sit in front of their paper plates that are steaming with hearty and replenishing food.
The harpy cocks its head and screeches "Silence, mortal! I have come for Ambrogio, the demigod son of Hestia! I have come to drag him to Hades! I will leave him be for a week if I am provided either with the soul of an innocent child or about $3.50!"
"Three Fifty?!" exclaims Danny.
"Three fifty!"

What do you do, Slim?
• Offer the harpy the soul of your little sister.
• Throw a big, hot pot of mac and cheese at the harpy.
• Call your cuz, Andrew, and his crew to take care of it.
• Give the harpie $3.50(Only available if you got Auntie's medication.)